Save your breath

bulletbakas:

Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

(via heartless)

  • gay guy: *cough*
  • white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!

frostyclyde:

frostyclyde:

so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet

so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this

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I AM THE CRAB LORD

Why does this have notes omg

(Source: kennyismeatyasfuck, via memento--m0ri)